Aleson’s Book Reviews

Let’s take a look at some of the fantastic stories out there.

Futanari Moans and the Mummy's Hand (Job)

Futanari Moans and the Mummy’s Hand by Sally Bend

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Take 1 cup of Indiana Jones, 1 cup Lara Croft, 2 pints of humor and a gallon of delicious futa cum. Mix thoroughly and bake in a hot Egyptian tomb. The resulting dish is delectable and filling. Found myself thinking that she’d be a fun friend to hang out with and regale me with tales of her adventures. The hints of her past are intriguing and make you want to keep reading more for the next dropped hint. The frequent tingling in my panties was another reason to keep reading. The ending was as amusing as the rest of the story. It’s simply amazing and instantly became one of my favorite books of all time. Yes, I know the kinds of books that puts it up against: Ulysses by Joyce, Moby Dick by Melville, Hamlet by Shakespeare. It’s just that good.

Hold on. I get it. I understand what you’re thinking. Aleson, you’re putting an 11K word futa story against Don Quixote! Yes, I am. No, it’s not classic literature. No, it’s not going to win the Nobel, Booker, or Pulitzer. No, you’re not going to gain deep insight into “the human condition”. That said, I can’t recall ever – ever – having been this entertained before. It’s fun, pulpy, erotic, and humorous. I don’t care if you don’t believe in fun, pulp isn’t your thing, you don’t like erotica, or you lack a sense of humor. You will enjoy it. Go buy it. Now.

So, yeah, I liked it.

Knight Life (Modern Arthur, #1)

Knight Life by Peter David

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I’ve always enjoyed David’s writing, but this book has more of a Terry Pratchett feel. That’s not a bad thing. I love Pratchett. It’s not pulled off as well as Sir Terry would have, but it was still immensely enjoyable. I like the re-imagining of how one might go about beginning to recreate the best aspects of Camelot in NYC. The revisioning of the character relationships was well done. The highlight for me is making Gwen so much stronger, quick-witted, and self-sufficient than in the original tales. The finale was epic and the book as a whole was very enjoyable to read.

My Lesbian Wife Is Strapped Airtight: Three Pointer

My Lesbian Wife Is Strapped Airtight: Three Pointer by Elle Temple

My rating: 1 of 5 stars

I know I wrote a review of this book before. I wanted to post it here and on Goodreads, but I can’t find my review anywhere. In fact, the book is not even available any more on Amazon. It doesn’t show up anywhere. It’s still in my Kindle though.

Maybe she pulled it. Nope, I found it. It doesn’t show up on Amazon searches, so it must be in the infamous Amazon Adult Dungeon. You have to link to it from Goodreads.

Anyway, not good. Very mechanical and manufactured feeling. The character’s actions and reactions didn’t make much sense. The “story” part in the beginning was basically just a quick vehicle to get you to the one sex scene which wasn’t good either. Not recommended.

The T-Girl Experiment: The Complete Series

The T-Girl Experiment: The Complete Series by M.C. Questgend

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

This bundle, The TGirl Experiment by MC Questgend, contains all three stories in the series. Reading them all back to back is a nice way to keep up with the continuity of the story, so I’d recommend purchasing this or each of the stories individually together. There is intense drama, engaging romance, and hot erotica, so you’re sure to be entertained in a variety of ways. There are also some clever and unexpected twists to catch you off guard the minute that you think you have it all figured out. It keeps an already interesting and well-told story that much more riveting.

In the first book of the series, we meet Alex, a confirmed bachelor who values his freedom. He’s not looking for any attachments and enjoys spending his nights with different women, who like him, are just looking for a good time. Despite his family’s constant nagging to find someone and settle down, Alex is happy with his life. Things change when he meets the intriguing Gabby.

Gabby has a secret that she’s very reluctant to share. Past experience tells her to be cautious. It is with this cautiousness that she slowly reveals her transgender nature to Alex. Confused and not quite sure what to make of this, Alex needs some time to think about what this means, not just for himself, but for Gabby as well, and it’s his sister who helps him consider more than just his own perspective. It’s done in a way that’s tender and believable, and the pain it causes each of them in understandable and relatable.

The next entry in the series shows us how they grow as both individuals and as a couple, sharing themselves with one another in ways that neither expected. The beautiful, heartfelt romance and excellent erotic scenes show us how Gabby helps Alex explore things inside himself that he never would have without her. Without getting into spoiler territory, a major plot twist changes the dynamics of their relationship in a very dramatic way. It captures the reader and evokes strong feelings that we’ve all experienced in our lives.

The final story changes things in an even more dramatic way, that keeps the reader on the edge of their seat. Alex truly begins to understand who he is, what he wants out of life, and what he needs in it. MC Questgend takes us on a wonderful journey of romance, self-exploration and acceptance, and eroticism that dances us across the vast landscape of sexuality, including excellent femdom scenes and inventive exhibitionism.

MC Questgend has created, above all, a story that is engaging and enthralling, with believable and relatable characters, and a hero that every reader will bond with. The characters, like real people, grow and change, the location and scenery are easy to picture, and even the minor characters are well done. MC Questgend has given us the perfect balance of romance, drama, and eroticism. This story isn’t just about titillating the reader – it’s about exploring real people and real relationships, perhaps the kind that you’re in, your neighbor, or a friend. It’s well worth the read and with the ability to produce stories like this, MC Questgend is worth keeping an eye on.

Futanari Moans and the Suckers’ Cure

Futanari Moans and the Suckers’ Cure by Sally Bend

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Sally Bend’s daring and dynamic dame of deliciously delightful dimensions returns for a second installment. Ms. Moans’ previous adventure has left her with an unexpected consequence. Our heroine goes to drastic measures, taking us into an exploration of an experience that should be terrifying, but is instead incredibly sensual and erotic. Instead of the standard scene of the monster violating her, it reads like two equals engaged in passionate lovemaking, a clever trick when you’re dealing with an ancient monster from legend that defies human understanding.

Sally’s given us another fantastic chapter in Ms. Moans’ story and I can’t wait to read the next one. While this book doesn’t have the heart-lightening humor of the previous one, it makes up for it with a deep sensuality touches you in places that you might not be aware of with some very pleasant results.

Gambling on Gender: an erotic gender swap tale

Gambling on Gender: an erotic gender swap tale by Sally Bend

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This book was frankly fascinating. It wasn’t so much the story (thought it was a great story), it was the way that Sally stuck you in a dozen different bodies and yet every time she managed to make you feel every single aspect of what being that person was like. I admit that early in the story I thought that Sally was unnecessarily mean to a particular type of person, but with each word, I got drawn into the character and really felt like I was that person. It was no longer mean. It was simply a fact of their existence and vicariously, mine.

I found myself not wanting it to end because I just wanted Sally to show me so clearly what it is like to be another person. There wasn’t much sex is this one, and though I find it nearly painful to say so, I’m glad. The intense psycho-sensual stimulation of simply being another person would be overwhelming when combined with a good sex scene (which we know Sally can do quite skillfully.)

Needless to say, this is an excellent book and if you think that erotica can’t be deep and thoughtful, Sally’s about to prove you wrong.

Play With Us: An Urban Foursome Game Night Fantasy (Erotic Swingers #2)

Play With Us: An Urban Foursome Game Night Fantasy by Brianna Skylark

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This book was very enjoyable to read. It has a slow build-up but it’s a very pleasant journey. All of the action is driven by the women, Emilia and Amy, but that shouldn’t confuse you into thinking that these are female-led relationships. They come across as quite balanced actually. It’s written as if the husbands are both acutely aware that for the relationship to form in a sustainable way, that it must be driven by the wive’s mutual attraction. There is a lot of flirting and teasing, and in fact, one of the characters complains about just that and how the situation makes that virtually unbearable at times. I can certainly empathize with their view. I’d be quite frustrated if I was in their position as well.

There are a few things that did strike me, but I don’t think that they detracted from the story. For example, much ado is made about Cassian’s length, yet Amy easily took him fully in a single thrust. The same with Mark’s girth and Emilia’s anal penetration. There are often elements glossed over in stories with a high focus on romance, but the men’s physical attributes are iterated enough that I would have liked to see a bit more reaction from women with regard to them. Those issues aside, it’s a great story and well worth the read.

The Hucow Virus

The Hucow Virus by L.A Laven

My rating: 1 of 5 stars

I grabbed this one (freebie) because I find the hucow kink interesting, whether in the purely dairy or full breeding incarnations. It took a few days, but I did get around to it. That was a mistake. It desperately needed an editor. I mean desperately. Even a beta reader would have fixed 90+% of the issues.

The constant switching back and forth between past and present tense from sentence to sentence was very disorienting. Things were badly misspelled, had dropped letters, or randomly capitalized. Pronoun usage was confusing and sometimes I never did figure out who was being referred to. The word choices were often decidedly unsexy. For example, using ‘dig’ over and over (almost exclusively) to mean sliding a cock in and out was off-putting. As my mind was automatically building pictures to accompany the words, I started having issues there. Even the most skilled contortionist would tell you that the human body simply does not work that way or shape into those positions/configurations. The author seemed to forget whether he had the wife on her back or front. How do strangers come into your house and know where all your sex toys are? Especially, when you made a big deal out of hiding them from your husband. Does it not even occur to you to make a single comment on the fact that your neighbor just came into your house with a bunch of other random guys and started raping you without a word? Or even have an unexpressed thought about it? Can milk flow out of your nipples while they have clamps tight on them? How did they tie your husband up when they arrived empty-handed? Did they bring a rope that you didn’t mention? Did they use clothing? Why is everyone ‘leaving long ropes of cum all over my eggs’? Biology doesn’t work like that. I could go on.

It felt like a randomly computer-generated story trying cram lactation, big black cock, alpha male, group sex, non-consent, cuckold, slut wife (not hotwife), bukkake, D/s, and impregnation into 3,875 words (yes, I counted). Except the computer would not have made all the spelling and grammar mistakes.

I cannot recommend this one. At all. Ever. I don’t want to be harsh, mean, or unpleasant. I really don’t. It’s just bad.

Confessing to the Futanari Nun (Hung Nuns Book 1)

Confessing to the Futanari Nun by Ashe Valenti

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I went into this one not knowing much beyond the taboo connections between Catholocism and sexuality, and that futanari are undeniably extremely erotic beings. It certainly makes for an intriguing combination and one that can’t help but pique your interest. You have to ask yourself a few questions, such as “If we consider God’s crowning achievement to be creating and putting two naked people together that he imbued with healthy libidos and the urge to procreate, why would sex be a bad thing?”, “If nuns are the brides of God, does that mean the Creator is polyamorous?”, “Since ‘bride’ implies marriage and marriage carries the expectation of sex…?” and a few million more.

The story doesn’t waste any time getting to the place that you expect simply from the title, but it does it in a way that is as sincere as it is sexually charged. Valenti doesn’t mock or otherwise insult the church or its beliefs, instead showing that sensuality, sexuality, and spirituality can all be woven together into a harmonious union. In the process, we learn about the forgiveness that is often preached and that it must begin with ourselves. Conservative Christians and Catholics will undoubtedly get their panties in a twist, but mine were soaking wet and needed to be changed two or three times.

Cuckolded by the Futa Motorcycle Club

Cuckolded by the Futa Motorcycle Club by Sally Bend

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Wow. Just wow. This book is not for the faint of heart. It is very intense. It’s not so much the individual bits. It’s when you take them all together in one continuous story that it kind of blows your mind. Sally is careful to make sure that you understand that Sissy Princess is ecstatic about his place and position subordinate to his Goddess. There is none of the humiliation that is so common is cuckold stories. In fact, Carolyn, Sissy Princess’ wife and Goddess treats him quite well, giving him everything his little heart desires. In fact, he is never actually cuckolded until he, in his own way, also makes a cuckquean of his wife at the same time. He knows his place, and even though he so pleases the Queen that he is given an exalted position in the Club, his loyalty is always first and foremost to his Goddess. For him, even the Queen must ask Carolyn’s permission before he follows her commands. And when he becomes the first sissy futa bride, both his Goddess and the Queen pay homage to him. In the end, his unwavering devotion earns him every sissy’s dream. Sally has created a masterpiece of futa, sissy, and cuckold stories, showing her incredible talent as a writer and a dreamer of the possibilities inherent in genderfluidity. If futanari, cuckolding, or willing and consensual sissification hold even the slightest interest for you, this is the book that you have been looking for.

Project: IRIS

Project: IRIS by M.C. Questgend

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Coming off of reading MC Gendquest’s sweet romance The T-Girl Experiment, I was surprised to find a sci-fi thriller to also be in their catalog. Many writers stick to one genre, but MC GendQuest is showing us some nice range here, and doing it in style.

Showing us about a possible consequence of ignoring something that even our greatest creators and scientists are warning us about, this story is a fascinating exploration of where that might intersect with the spectrum of sexuality. Think about it: How does an electronic creature of pure logic relate to our basest human needs and desires?

This is a story that will make you think about technology, sex, gender, and how they all impact the process of learning itself. There were a few questions left unanswered and making me want more, but MC Gendquest assures us that there’s a sequel in the future that will address these issues as well as open our minds to even further questions. I, for one, can’t wait to read it.

In Pink - Part-One of the

In Pink – Part-One of the “Domains” Series : Where female domination meets upscale vacation by Miss Irene Clearmont

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


When I read Miss Irene Clearmont’s work, I never know what to say. She steals my thoughts as well as my breath.

Miss Irene Clearmont’s work is not for everyone. It is strong, powerful, intense, and unforgiving. It is deep and complex, oftentimes dark, and not for the weak-willed or faint of heart. You can’t come at her casually. You have to be prepared to invest thought, focus, and intent. However, you will be greatly rewarded. She asks not for your love, but only for your unwavering loyalty and devotion, and in return she will grant you access into worlds beyond your ken.

Her focus is probably considered niche, but I strongly suspect there are far more women and even more men who find it enticing than are willing to admit.

I liken her writing to classical literature. I freely admit that I study it. I want to understand how she can evoke such fantastic images with comparatively little description. This isn’t to say that she doesn’t describe things. On the contrary, she does and quite well. What amazes me is just how much she can conjure for the words that she uses. I think it is simply that she gives you just enough to stimulate your imagination in the direction that she wants you to go, but then lets it take over in painting the picture. When I write, I want you to see exactly what I see. She lets you see whatever you want, as long as you follow the path that she has laid out for you.

The pacing is perfect. It never drags and it never rushes. Her word choice is always just right. The characters are vivid, full and complete people who could walk off the page. The prose is elegant. The dialogue is engaging. The humor is subtle. You can read it over and over again and find something new each time.

You may have noticed that I haven’t actually said anything about the book. I’m not going to. I will not spoil even a single word. It is magnificent. It is stunning. It is a bargain at any price. You will not be able to put it down and you will be thankful for the opportunity to have read it.

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